rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

forrome:

"how’s school?"

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baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gleak:

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

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caramiaphotography:

I firmly believe that one of the best feelings in this world is simply being in the ocean

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

jakemalik:

*flips open flip phone* hello hater hotline

antixyoux:

I love my wall hh